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superinframan:

shadesoforlando:

A KNIFE THAT GIVES YOU ALL OF CLARK KENT’S SUPER POWERS!

So, how I️ feel when I️ pick up a normal knife?

So you mean to tell me I’ll get all the powers of a mild manner reporter of a daily metropolitan news paper?

Oh boy, Pulitzer Prize here I come!

No guys, Clark Kent is Superman.

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