the-prim-reaper:

badly explained musicals

• Rent: where materialism meets AIDS
• Be More Chill: small white boy vores supercomputer
• Newsies: New York accents
• H*milton: screaming political children
• Heathers: “Well, we did a murder.”
• Dear Evan Hansen: Ben Platt cries for two hours
• Falsettos: bitch bitch bitch bi
• A New Brain: someone gave Jonathan Groff permission to say fuck