Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
brain: go back in time and fix your mistakes
me: i ca –
brain: go back in time and fix your mistakes
me: look that’s not –
brain: go back in time and fix your mistakes
me: i gotta go back in time and fix my mistakes
brain: you can’t. you stupid fuck. way to go genius
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