sohotthateveryonedied:

*batfamily is chilling quietly in the batcave*

Dick: *sparring with Cass*

Tim: *on his phone*

Damian: *sitting on the floor with Titus*

Steph: *spinning around in a chair*

Bruce: *reading*

……….

……….

Jason: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

*everyone scurries to high ground as fast as they possibly can*

Dick: *runs and leaps onto the batmobile*

Tim: *lets his phone fall and shatter on the stone floor as he jumps onto a large cabinet because survival is the priority, not a hundred dollar iphone*

Cass: *climbs onto a table and when Damian tries to follow, shoves him off like Mufasa and watches with pride as he screams, falling to his fiery death in the imaginary lava*

Steph: *jumps onto Jason’s back and hitches a ride as he jumps on top of a lab table, sending bottles of probably dangerous chemicals crashing on the ground*

Jason: *pointing* HA, BRUCE IS BURNING TO DEATH IN THE LAVA!!

Other kids: *shouting and hollering* OHHHHHHH!!!

Bruce: *staring emptily at the ceiling* Why me