“I wanna eat your face” is such a mood I think that about my girlfriend constantly

bitter-and-bi:

toomuchducky:

jaxxgarcia:

toomuchducky:

jaxxgarcia:

@toomuchducky and I are honestly at that point in our relationship where we say shit like

“bottle my farts” “i’m going to eat your hair” and it’s just become like who can cause a reaction out of the other but we’ve honestly evolved to a point where we no longer have reactions so we just keep upping the stupid shit we say and it’s bad lmao

Oh it’s not a game to me I actually wanna bottle ur farts, just let me know when you’re available babe 🍼

This is why people look at y’all weird in public