I Want More Swearing

this-canadian-girl:

I understand there’s like rules as to what they can put into the comics, but I can’t help but wish for a little more realism.  Cause like, what teenager doesn’t swear?

1. Dick lands awkwardly on a roof and twists his ankle, then begins to jump around on one foot saying, “fuck, fuck, oohhhh fuck.”
2. Jason slips on the wet floor in the batcave locker room, lands roughly on his hip: “fuckers fuckety fuck!”
3. Tim picks up a full cup of coffee from the kitchen counter, makes it through the manor, trips on the dog heading to the cave, lays on the floor like a mop and cries: “what did I ever fucken do to deserve this fucked up shit?”
4. Damian yanks to hard while pulling on his boots, hand slips, punches him self in the face: “FUUUUUCK!”
5. Stephanie accidentally walks into the locker room after the boys get back: “oh damn, it is fucken wrank in here.”
6. One of the kids suddenly hugs Cass.  She punches them in surprise.  “Shit!  Sorry!”
7. Barbara is stuck surveilling with Dick: “Dick, I don’t fucken care about your existential crisis with your bowl of cereal this morning!”
8. Duke walks in on Dick, Jason, and Tim stacking waffle after waffle on a sleeping Damian’s forehead: “That’s why I keep waking up smelling like fucken waffles?!”