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We’re trying to gain the favor of a bloodthirsty warrior queen and our bard has graciously volunteered to do a command performance.

DM: Okay, more than half the kingdom is here, your life is on the line. You’re probably going to die if you get this wrong. Her Majesty the Queen is starring at you with her cold, calculating eyes.

The bard holds her breath and rolls a 20. Cue the nastiest of grins.

DM: Alright what do you d-

Bard: I INVENT 80S MUSIC.

The bard proceeds to secure the Princess’s hand in marriage with a resounding rendition of “Heat of the Moment” by Asia. She is now a national hero. Every time she rolled a nat 20 from then on, she has used an 80s song.