ciaoloueh:

John Mulaney starts his routine with how much he loves saying “my wife” and making a joke about cows and marriage that ends with “why buy the cow? because you love her, you really do, she takes care of you.” and then continues on to talk about how his dog is his best friend in the world and he gives her a million kisses every day, and I’d just like to say to every person who claims you can only be funny if you’re an offensive shithead, You Are Wrong And A Fool