owlsinyourbelfry:

Elsewhere in the Multiverse

Bruce : *dies*

Clark : Alright, start the timer

Dick : I bet you half of my inheritance he returns in 2 months

Jason : Bullshit, 1 month

Tim : Half of that

Damian : How?! How can you all be so nonchalant??! Father! Is! DEAD!!

Alfred : 5 days.