forwhateveryouwant:

Dick: hey Tim, how was your visit with the Titans?

Tim: it was okay but during Truth or Dare Bart kept daring people to steal cars so that was annoying

Jason: pfft, truth or dare? How old are you again?

Duke [sniffing]: hey do you smell that? Is something burning?

Tim: also i’d like to state once and for all that i would never under any circumstances put a cat in the microwave accidentally or otherwise

Steph: what

Duke: why would you feel the need to say that?? Please don’t tell me…

Dick: tim i have concerns

Damian [shouting from hallway]: has anyone seen Alfred?

Jason: oohhhhh holy fuck

Dick: TIM WHAT DID YOU DO

Tim: NOTHING I SWEAR

Steph: IF YOU HURT THAT POOR CAT

Tim: I DIDN’T

Duke: I’m done Let’s leave before Damian finds out that

Damian: finds out what, Thomas?

Duke:

Dick:

Steph:

Jason:

Jason: tim microwaved your cat

Damian: nonsense. Alfred’s sleeping under the couch behind you

Steph: oh. Then why would Tim say- hey where’d he go?

Dick: he sTOLE MY FUCKING CAR KEYS