the signs as iconic celebrity twink phases

spankjonze:

aries: brad pitt

taurus: jake gyllenhaal

gemini: keanu reeves

cancer: joaquin phoenix

leo: matt damon

virgo: leo dicaprio

libra: johnny depp

scorpio: chris evans

sagittarius: jeff goldblum

capricorn: david duchovny

aquarius: heath ledger

pisces: tom hardy