eelpatrickharris:

theraphos:

poupon:

andtheblueberrymuffin:

hey look, the black sarcophagus was actually opened for real and it has three bodies and incredibly bad smelling sludge inside

eta: they were army guys not alexander the great

Sometimes a family doesn’t have to include Alexander the Great; sometimes a family can be just three soldiers in an ominously shaped vat of sewage.

Addressing media fears that disturbing the tomb could trigger an implacable Pharaoh’s curse, Mr Waziri declared: “We’ve opened it and, thank God, the world has not fallen into darkness.

“I was the first to put my whole head inside the sarcophagus… and here I stand before you … I am fine.”

Exactly what someone who is definitely possessed by the sludge demon would say.