Bruce (on TV): …my son, Jason, is alive. Jason faked his own death five years ago in a misguided attempt to claim his own life insurance policy…
Jason: what the fuck? This is how we’re bringing me back? Whose idea was that?
Tim: mine
Jason: why did you think it would be a good idea
Tim: *sips coffee*
Tim: remember that time you tried to stab me?
Jason: …which one?
Tim: exactly.
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