hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader
Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall
people are having a laugh at me for not knowing this but can you blame me? i thought “really tall” was like… 8-9 feet maximum. 12 feet is a fucking lot
Soooo…uhh…
…let’s talk about this.
I feel like—we—we definitely need to talk about this.
Okay I’ve taken these comments into account…
…and I’ve made a new scale.
You’re not going to like it.
You’re really not going to like it.
…That can’t…possibly be right…
remember when they described his boots as being the size of baby dolphins
Beautifuldifferences 