jason todd, who grew up in poverty, would absolutely Destroy bruce over tipping. Because for a lot of minimum wage workers, it’s their only source of income! so when Bruce tries to tip a waitress 20$ on a coffee order? think again bitch, make it 50$.
bruce: *tries to tip a waitress 100$ on a 15$ meal
jason: oh so youre stingy now, huh? gonna pay in pocket change next time? there are no ethical billionaires under late capitalism.
bruce, adding another hundred: jason please people are staring
jason: you stingy ass bitch you think youre better than everyone dont you.. you fuckin batbastard
bruce after tipping 1000$ @the dunkin donuts drive thru: pleazz jason theres people behin
jason finds out that B only left a $50 tip and makes him pay the waiter’s rent
jason: the french revolution had the right idea when they beheaded all the rich bitches
bruce, frantically calculating a 600% tip: please son we’ve talked about this
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