1. ‘Wait, you’ve been hired to killthis guy too?!’ AU
2. ‘My apologies, upon closer
inspection it turns out that you are not the person I was hired to kill.’ AU3. ‘I haven’t decided if I’m
actually going to kill you yet but first, either way, what did you DO to piss
off the Canadians so badly.’ AU4. ‘They never told me the target
was also a trained killer. Did they tell you?’ AU5. ‘I’m meant to kill you but I’ve
been watching you for a week to work out how and you’re just too nice.’ AU6. ‘I’m intrigued; the last three
attempts on my life were much better funded and prepared.’ AU7. ‘All my intel said you’re not
meant to be back until next week and I’m sitting here using your flat as a
sniper nest to kill a bad guy. This is awkward.’ AU8. ‘I can only assume we’re both
missing part of the story here because that was supposed to kill you.’ AU9. ‘Dude, you just shot my arm off.
Do they not hire assassins with an aim anymore?’ AU10. ‘Explain to me one more time, why
exactly are you so desperate to buy this much Ricin?’ AU11. ‘So let me get this straight. You
nuked my entire home city and you still didn’t
manage to kill me?’ AU12. ‘Dude, no. If you kill me that
just leaves you, the crazy guy and the CAT!’ AU13. ‘I don’t know who you are or how
you got in here but I need you to give back at least some of the armoury.’ AU14. ‘Having drawn the short straw I’m
the guy who has to explain to you why we can’t take out a hit on an entire
landmass.’ AU15. ‘Look, I know we got off on the
wrong foot back there but we are literally the only two people on this boat who
are not assassins, so…’ AU
Assassin AUs
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