robinstephbrown:

core batfam ranked by how likely they are to smoke weed

13. damian – a babey

12. duke – has no interest in smoking weed

11. cass – has tried smoking but doesn’t like how it makes her lungs and throat feel

10. babs – doesn’t like how it makes her thoughts fuzzy and usually abstains, unless dinah or dick are the ones offering

9. harper – not a huge smoker, but does it casually

8. tim – if you offer, he’ll hit it

7. jason – has a pipe and someone to get weed from, but rarely bothers unless he really needs a good nights sleep

6. bruce – smoked when he was a teenager but almost never smokes anymore for the same reason babs doesn’t smoke

5. selina – a weed aficionado. has several pipes, a bong, a wax pen, and some more shit i can’t think of off the top of my head. has her favorite strain memorized and tends to always go back to that

4. alfred – has been smoking longer than any member of the batfam has been alive. doesn’t smoke as much as he used to, but will not protest if someone offers him a hit

3. dick – probably smoking a blunt right now at this exact moment

2. stephanie – definitely smoking a blunt right now at this exact moment

1. kate – Certified Weed Lesbian™