speciesinfluenzae:

Dearest friends,

I regret to inform you that I have made the gravest of errors. Years ago I dated a man who does gay nude modeling as a hobby and posts it on his public instagram. Out of curiosity -nay, hubris, I clicked on one of these nude photographs. Then, the cruel, chaotic universe caused my thumb to click twice. Friends, I accidentally liked my ex boyfriend’s gay nude instagram photo.

The funeral for my pride has been scheduled for tomorrow at noon.