edgebug:

places i’ve been rated by number of worms i saw there

Washington DC: very few worms spotted here. lots of pavement. WA (worm activity) negligible. 1/10

Pittsburgh: didn’t see a single worm here. 0/10

Atlanta: now we’re getting into worm territory! At least one worm found and put into safe hands. medium WA, could have used more outgoing worms. 4/10

Alabama: The only good thing about Alabama is the high worm content. 5.5/10

Washington State: real worm country here, folks! Lots of worms out after a rain for you to rescue and put in soft soil nearby. Extremely high WA (worm activity). Unfortunately sample groups corrupted by high slug population. Still a solid 8/10

Florida: otherwise known as the worm capital of the US, I think it goes without saying that FL is going to be highest on this list. The number of worms here is undeniable, just go out for a walk after a light tropical storm and you’ll see dozens if not hundreds of tiny squirmy lads wriggling around. with easily the highest WA on this list, Florida takes the cake. 10/10 would worm again, but it’s Florida, so at what cost