It’s like I’ve always said…
…if a cartoon doesn’t feature legal documents in the first 3 seconds, it ain’t worth watchin’.
I haven’t created a saying about badly-kerned legal documents yet, but gimme time.
Pretty soon, we’ll– whoa, smear frames already!
Dang, this movie ain’t messin’ around! We’re barely two minutes in…
…and Quad-Ocular Scooby is already here, just beggin’ for a freezeframe.
Ah, pause buttons, how would we live without you?
No time to waste, though – the intro ghosts are already chasing…
…so Shag ‘n’ Scoob smash through the garage door in escape…
…ready to– oh? Hey, why are you stopping?
Whoawhoawhoa, Scooby, don’t go back in there!
It’s not safe, they’re waiting inside!
…ooh, nice to see the ghosts fixed the garage door, though.
That was spookily considerate of them.
But seriously now, Scoob. What the heck made you risk going back in there?
What was so important you had to risk your life like that?
…
…
…really, Scoob?
He had the perfect opportunity to have a nice, Scrappy-free adventure…
…but nooooo, ol’ Scoob read the script and was contractually-obligated to bring him along.
Shenanigans like these can only mean one thing, folks…
…it’s time for Scooby-Doo Meets The Boo Brothers.
1987, here we come!
Well folks, we’re off to a pretty amazing start!
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