all-seeing-ifer:

Like I read superhero comics sometimes, and I will put up with anything. Like I’ll buy a comic from some garbage comics company. I don’t wanna name an actual comics company so let’s make one up let’s call it “DC comics” – so I’ll buy a comic from DC comics. And I’ll show up at the comics shop and I’ll go “Can I read the latest issue of my favourite series now, please?” And they go “No. We’ve cancelled it.” And I go “OKAAAAY” and then I go to read some Marvel comics, and then I come back from reading Marvel comics and I go “any updates?” and they go “Yeah, we cancelled your second favourite series while you were reading Marvel. Because we hate you. Now take all this build up for a wedding between Batman and Catwoman that won’t go anywhere, go FETCH!” And I go “OKAAAAY” and then I go over to Tom King’s Batman and go “Can I have some meaningful character development for Bruce Wayne please?” and they go “NO!” and I go “OKAAAY” and they go “You want Bruce Wayne to be a boring edgy loner forever, don’t you?” and I go “noooOOO” and they go “SAY IT!” and I go “I 

want Bruce Wayne to be a boring edgy loner forever”. And then I go over to a good DC series which is an oxymoron and I go “Can I please read about my favourite character Wally West?” and they go “Noooooo! In fact, we’re gonna erase him from existence! And you’re gonna be bitter about it for thirty years!” and I go “Why are you doing this to me???” and they go “Because we’re DC comics, and life is a fucking nightmare!” But with superhero cartoons, I’ll just be like “Let’s see if Justice League Action has any new episodes”. So it’s better.