jewishjaybird:

17mujipens:

kamala-khaan:

jewishjaybird:

jewishjaybird:

jason todd, who grew up in poverty, would absolutely Destroy bruce over tipping. Because for a lot of minimum wage workers, it’s their only source of income! so when Bruce tries to tip a waitress 20$ on a coffee order? think again bitch, make it 50$.

bruce: *tries to tip a waitress 100$ on a 15$ meal

jason: oh so youre stingy now, huh? gonna pay in pocket change next time? there are no ethical billionaires under late capitalism.

bruce, adding another hundred: jason please people are staring

jason: you stingy ass bitch you think youre better than everyone dont you.. you fuckin batbastard

bruce after tipping 1000$ @the dunkin donuts drive thru: pleazz jason theres people behin

jason finds out that B only left a $50 tip and makes him pay the waiter’s rent

jason: the french revolution had the right idea when they beheaded all the rich bitches 

bruce, frantically calculating a 600% tip: please son we’ve talked about this

ziraseal:

witchella:

historyfilia:

we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,

You cannot tell me they didn’t do all of this with a sense of humor.

Athena, goddess of wisdom, watching her dumbass patron city do this shit: 

perisnoop:

snake-fingers:

Hey @perisnoop

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