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giggles-shits:

Patrick Gill is a true mind of this generation

crtter:

social–justice–wario:

shasta-brah:

camdeezy:

xfiels:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

oh.

Nah that’s free possum

agwitow:

orriculum:

sammyserket:

zilliumgrist:

can you make a dnd campaign with yourself and only yourself. like u have a bunch of different characters and you play all of them and you’re also the dm

That’s called writing a book

“and uh, i’m stuck at this plot point, lemme roll a d10″

The Unofficial Official Tables For Stuck Writers

All tables (except the first) use 1d10. If a result won’t work in your setting/genre, feel free to sub it out for another result, or come up with your own. These tables are not suitable to be used as a replacement for outlining, planning, creativity, and/or sitting down and writing. Please use responsibly 😉

Characters identified as:

• M = Main Character
• L = Love Interest
• S = Secondary Character
• V = Antagonist
• R = Rando/Stranger

If no character is specified, or you want to randomly pick which character to use, roll 1d6

1. Main Character
2. Love Interest
3. Secondary Character
4. Antagonist
5. Rando
6. Roll Twice (i.e., situation applies to two characters)

The “I Don’t Know Which Table to Use” Table

Roll 1d6

1. The Romance Table
2. The Fight Scene Table
3. The Random Encounter Table
4. The Travel Table
5. The Unexpected Weather Table
6. The Non-Sequiter Table

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

this1goesto11:

gaylor-moon:

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y’all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

We’re real people, though.

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

priceofliberty:

pipcomix:

I hate the phrase “raw sewage” bc it opens up the possibility, existentially, of cooked sewage

that’s just New York, baby!

shakespesre:

now that the big sick, love simon, set it up, crazy rich asians and to all the boys i’ve loved before did all the heavy lifting and resurrected the romcom we better be seeing more @ you hollywood cowards. you hacks. you FRAUDS