captainsuckass:

atomicwrongs:

Horror Game: “Press [button] to run”

All gamers simultaneously, beginning to sweat: “…Why do I have to run”

Horror Game: “You can hide in closets”

All gamers, colour draining from their face as an instinctual, primal terror grips them: “WHY DO I HAVE TO HIDE”

my favorite thing about watching Outlast lets plays would be seeing the player get to the part where it tells you “press [button] to look behind you while running”

and every time theyd freak out

batzendrick:

fuck-customers:

The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.

My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the “War on Christmas” bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it:

“Merry Christmas.”
“Happy holidays.”
“No. I said Merry Christmas.”
“Do you know what Hanukkah is about?”
“No, what?”
“Some people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and killed them. Happy Hanukkah.”

laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

hunger-of-a-dreamer:

…. everything about this is absolutely perfect

vorbits:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sure! see you soon

this is so fucking powerful it burnt off all my eyebrows