fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

New York City to Amazon: drop dead

Rallying across the street from the Long Island City site where Amazon’s new campus is set to rise, opponents called the plan – which will give Amazon nearly $3bn in tax breaks and subsidies from state and city – a ripoff to taxpayers that will stress the neighborhood’s infrastructure while doing little to help local residents.

Lawmakers will never get the chance to vote on the plan, since the state is routing it through an economic development agency controlled by the governor, avoiding city council approval on zoning changes that would normally be required.

On Wednesday, residents at the nearby Queensbridge Houses – the largest public housing project in the US – complained of heat outages, officials said.

“Today is a great day to be a real-estate broker in Long Island City,” said Jonathan Westin, head of New York Communities for Change. “Today is a horrible day to be a tenant struggling to make rent.”

midoriko-sama:

yet-another-elsanna-victim:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

systlin:

karama9:

quietlyglittering:

wolfayal:

hogwartshiddenswimmingpool:

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

  1. His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
  2. I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

THIS IS ADORABLES 😀

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

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Some other amusing posters they approved:

Nerdspiration

not-used-to-being-normal:

kraetys:

elusivemellifluence:

betatheblackfox:

andthosearesmalleragents:

gem-femme:

eroticcannibal:

ahumanbeing00:

bloodytales:

Ready for some prime bullshit?

That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.

Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.

Or they trying to avoid these type of idiots.

Go women with unnatural hair.

As I saw pointed out in a tweet in response to this weak analogy:

In nature, these things occur as a defence from predators.

We dye our hair wild colors so assholes like this stay far away from us lmao.

TOXIC T H O T T E R Y

He sounds like someone from the 1800s what the actual fuck

Unnatural hair colours impress a lot of other women (especially queer ones), entrance small children, and put off men like this. Win/win/win

They also increase your chances of being selected as the main character in an anime /win

@notanordinarybeing told you your hair was some anime shit