This is a totally self-indulgent comic because I, too, have a favorite jacket that is my life…but is probably really past the point of saving because of how much wear and tear it’s gotten.
50% of comments on any given vegan recipe in the world: i was TERRIFIED this would be DISGUSTING and HEALTHFUL due to the fact that it did not contain any bacon. my husband was like WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING ME? when he saw me put something in the oven that didnt contain a whole hog but luckily it turned out edible! LOL i added 6 eggs and some milk and subbed the margarine for rendered lard so my husband wouldnt divorce me. the kids liked it too even though it wasn’t exactly like pop tarts 🙂 5/5
other 50% of comments on any given vegan recipe: i substituted 9 types of gluten-free flax meal for the flour. instead of the margarine i used opium and instead of the sugar i used something i found in a meteorite. added some essential oils too. really aligned my chakras 5/5
The first 50% sound like every omniscum on the earth.
isnt omniscum that watch from ben 10
I think you’re thinking of Ben 10 Omniverse, which is basically right
I was thinking of omnivores, omniscum is a nickname vegans call “normies” but that made me laugh thank you 🙂
A compilation of 10 Of the batclans best snapchats
1.[the video is shakey as it zooms in on the top of Wayne Tower. Riddler comes into focus first, then Robin. Riddler is holding Robin by the ankle off the roof]
Batman: PUT HIM DOWN ED OR I SWEAR TO GOD—
Red Robin and Red Hood: DO A FLIP
2.[a video of Nightwing taken by Batgirl. They’re in a red light district, and you can faintly hear the cha-cha slide coming from the building they’re next to. Nightwing is dancing along perfectly]
3.[a picture of Robin, holding a baby robin. The caption reads “he’s trying to figure out how to sneak it into the bat cave”]
3.5.[a second picture posted shortly after. It is blurry, but you can vaguely make out the shapes of Robin and Batman. The caption reads “he found out”]
4.[a video of Red Hood and Blackbat signing frantically in ASL. The camera flips to Red Robin]
Red Robin: they’re arguing about which pizza rolls are the best
Batman, from off Camera: where the hell do they even get pizza rolls? Agent A sure as hell doesn’t let them in the house—
5.Nightwing: I dare you to jump off the roof without your grapple
[Red Hood starts sprinting to the edge of the roof. They are on one of the tallest buildings in Gotham. The camera shakes as Nightwing runs after Red Hood]
Nightwing: No wait I diDNT FUCKING MEAN IT HOOD—
5.5[a super bad candid of Batman and Red Hood and Nightwing. The camera is tilted as if someone is trying to hide it. The caption reads “this has been going on for 20 min”]
Batman: —ell would you think that’s a good idea—
Red Hood: —if you should be yelling at anyone it should be nightwing—
Nightwing: —don’t drag me into this!
[snickers are heard off camera]
Batman: Im dragging both of you into this! Why on earth would you dare your brother to jump off the roof when you know damn well he’ll do it?!
Red Hood: yeah—
Batman: oh don’t you even start Hood—
6.[a picture of Red Robin and Superboy mid fall. It is unclear where they fell from. The caption reads “they were watching buzzfeed unsolved and got scared by a pigeon”]
7.[the camera opens and quickly zooms in on Batman. He looks annoyed. There is a low chanting of “money in the jar” coming from off camera]
Batman: ‘crap’ is not a fucking swear word—
8.[a picture of Robin curled up against Black Bat. She looks surprisingly fond. The caption reads “he fell asleep durning the stake out”]
9:[a shakey Video of Red Hood. He’s fighting off at least six people while singing in a rather nice sounding baritone range. The caption reads “once a theater kid always a theater kid”]
Red Hood: IVE GOT NO STRINGS—
[red hood fires a gun]
Red Hood: —TO HOLD ME DOWN
10:[a video of Red Robin and Signal. They’re sitting on a roof, sharing several tacos.]
Signal: why do you call yourself Red Robin? Robins are technically Red already, aren’t they? They’ve got that little red patch on their chest
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