when i worked at the anime store i kinda grilled ppl who bought bowser merch and they got caught off-guard and looked rly guilty and embarrassed like every time. i loved it so much
“this is one of our nicest dolls, is it a gift for some lucky young mario fan…? oh, no? wow, you must really like bowser…”
It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear
how do you know it was fear and not arousal?
I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created
Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”