updogonline:

ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

bizarre neurodivergence things

allllltheautism:

headphones-and-tea:

h-oney-b-ones:

no-spoons-given:

authenticautistic:

goldenbonnies:

  • Nesting
  • Hoarding things
  • Taking things apart
  • Wandering
  • Shitty memory
  • Needing pressure on your body to sleep

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

Fucking mood

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

I support this theory!

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

gagasjoanne:

chasers17:

sweepmoon:

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

Watching this was an ethereal experience

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

snugglebunchesofeyes:

pancakeke:

unmovinggreatlibrary:

the-foley-knoll-horror:

pancakeke:

megatome:

pancakeke:

discsfine:

pancakeke:

my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!

reblog to steal her bones

NO

we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones

STOP!!

They took the whole skellington

Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.

I love how you can’t say “first person”

I was gonna say who and then o remembered