I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney – early 20th century
Eric Andre – Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi – Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves – We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum – 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau – Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
>Fjord is clearly under the thumb of an undersea elder god >Yasha is a herald of the stormlord, a god of warfare and lightning >Caleb is slowly becoming more and more paranoid and controlling, and wants unfathomable arcane power >tfw Critical Role season 2 is gonna end with a big dumb villain battle royale with three completely separate world ending entities basically showing up and saying “Step off this is my gig” >tfw Jester is going to save the day by making the Traveler tie everyone’s shoelaces together so they fall down and break their heads on rocks. >tfw somehow people will still blame Marisha for all of it.
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