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Ugh I really wish I was in my daydream universe right now.

agentdalecooper:

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

classic material

qozxe:

eqberts:

qozxe:

urgent someone find me the picture of the puppy in teddy bear clothes it looks like this

this?

THANK YOU

grapes-of-laugh:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep.

@me: what the fuck

OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER

You Wouldn’t Download A Vampire

violentwavesofemotion:

“Your moon-kissed roses seem better than love or sleep,”

— Ernest Dowson, from The Poems of Ernest Dowson; “Spleen,”

cassian-andork:

The problem with infinity war is that Tony Stark, Peter Parker and Doctor Strange just waltzed themselves over to the secondary location and if they’d listened to Bittenbinder then those dumbasses would have known that THE ODDS OF COMING BACK ALIVE FROM THE SECONDARY LOCATION ARE SLIM TO NONE

scornpios:

W’Kabi: Would you kill me my love?

Okoye:

anarcho-kaibaism:

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

whatbigotspost:

ihateyourkink:

BLOW THIS THE FUCK UP BECAUSE NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT

Violence against girls/women is almost always a precursor behavior from the men/boys who commit mass shootings

breathinginbiology:

Please reblog.