haiku-robot:

setheverman:

setheverman:

setheverman:

i always remember how big i am when i pick up a shirt and it turns out it’s my underwear

I HAVE BIG CLOTHES!!!!! BECAUSE I AM TALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LARGE, AS A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS WHAT THIS POST SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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out of all the things my posts have ever been tagged as, this is the worst

out of all the things
my posts have ever been tagged
as this is the worst


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liamdryden:

someauthorgirl:

xparrot:

The interval between the start and the end of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is 3 minutes and 30 seconds, and the International Space Station is moving is 7.66 km/s.

This means that if an astronaut on the ISS listens to “I’m Gonna Be”, in the time between the first beat of the song and the final lines …

… they will have traveled just about exactly 1,000 miles.

To be alive, now, in this age.

DAH-DADAH-DAH

timdrakequotes:

Batman: I
don’t know who you are–but you’re not Robin! There is
no more Robin!

Tim:
Batman…I only wanted to help. I care about you. I care
about Robin. Bruce–please listen to me.

Batman: What
did you say?

Tim: I know
you’re Bruce Wayne. I know Nightwing’s really Dick Grayson. And…and I know what
happened to Jason Todd!

–Tim Drake
with Bruce Wayne (Batman #442 – A Lonely Place of Dying Part Five: Rebirth)

odinsblog:

Black men arrested for the “crime” of quietly sitting in a Starbucks. 

If anything like this ever happens to me—it was probably a white person who called the police in the first place—but I hope that white people would stand up and challenge the police for me, like some of those people did. (because you know how the police tend to “see guns” and “feel threatened” when we try to exercise our civil liberties and openly challenge them)