I CANNOT stop laughing.

In response to some sort of racist tweet – just again, a fan not happy that the Valkyrie in our film doesn’t look like the Valkyrie – somebody responded “Well, Valkyrie in the comics is a big ol’ lesbian, so I don’t think she would care what you think.” I thought it was a very funny tweet, but I corrected that person because she’s actually bi in the comics…I think she’s like Loki – she’s gender fluid and bisexual. I think that’s something really beautiful about her.

mooodyy:

my favorite part about the Moon is she’s there for me even when I’m not there for me

biggaylion:

eridone:

i once accidentally said “oh worm” in response to something at a family gathering and my uncle thought it was fucking hilarious and now he comments on everything i post with things like this

The old and new merge together to form unfathomable power

mythoughtfulwindow:

Some self indulgent Jason’s and Tims!

lants-mclame:

me : im gonna be productive today ! I’m gonna get some work done and clean up , maybe go out-

my brain :

doomfistsbabymama:

antiknuckles:

ntbx:

Y’all be saying FASFA instead of “FAFSA” that’s exactly why they ain’t giving y’all no damn money

Who cares what we call them, they aint shi

Damn fasfa really got shooters out here. Took out ol boy mid sentence 😔😔

maestrobating:

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

if you’ve never seen one before

succd:

rosebuncat:

thegreenwolf:

tramampoline:

leafcrunch:

revolutionarygays:

bitterfucked:

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????

dolphins are way bigger than you think

youngalientype:

mod2amaryllis:

chubby-aphrodite:

darthlenaplant:

nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams:

bluegone:

etherealastraea:

dihydrogenmonoxideawareness:

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

may our education be stronger than fake news

Amen.

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup. that’s a higher number alright.

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”