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bogleech:

bogleech:

flower urchins are such fanciful magical looking animals and the most whimsical part of all has to be the part where if you touch those pretty little cups you die horribly

Really though what fucker even programmed the ocean

Rarely attacks in open water unless provoked, more interested in other NPC creatures

No interest in attacking player character, rarely even encountered

Zero combat capability

Befriendable

Befriendable

ONE HIT PERMADEATH

freakxwannaxbe:

sarah1281:

cyberstripper:

commander-ledi:

bullet-train-4-australia:

twosatans:

pimp-boy3billion:

repconn:

This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………

Why are straight people like this

So…. which is which……

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

new gender binary:

  • people who barely speak
  • people who never shut up

anyone who thinks the left one is the ladies room has never met a man

So I guess you choose which one to go in based on if you want a silent bathroom experience or to make smalltalk? 

There are only two genders: Introvert and Extrovert

timdrakequotes:

Alfred: Sir,
just who is this lad?

Dick: You
know almost as much as I do, Alfred. He found me at the Haly Circus and said
Bruce needed me here. I couldn’t let a twelve year old kid wander around alone,
so I brought him with me.

Tim: I’m not twelve–I’m
thirteen. And I don’t want to cause trouble. Dick, please–I promise, once you
help Batman, I’m out of here.

Alfred: I
don’t know what game you’re playing, but we’re not enjoying it. If you
are here for a purpose, state your case. If not, give me your phone
number and I shall call your parents. You do have parents, don’t
you?

Tim: I do,
but they’re off visiting someplace or another on business. Dad’s always
traveling, and Mom goes with him.

Dick: And
you?

Tim: They
put me in a boarding school outside Gotham City, but this is a vacation
week.

–Tim Drake
with Dick Grayson and Alfred Pennyworth (Batman #441 – A Lonely Place of Dying
Part Three: Parallel Lines)