i-think-2-much:

Things that have happened on national TV

Dick:*holding Damian in his lap with one foot on Drake’s chest*”NO FIGHTING ON NATIONAL TV”

Tim:forgot that Jason was supposed to be dead

Dick:got bored during one of Bruce’s interviews so he got up and started doing a gymnastics routine in the background

Cas:punched someone when startled

Damian:asked if anyone had a sword on them(and was surprised when no one did).

Tim:fell asleep

Dick:sat upside down

Cas:forgot how to speech

Dick:got nervous and began talking in like three different languages

Tim:momentarily forgot was 8+5 was

Dick:had an entire interview where he used so much circus slang that he had subtitles

Damian:forgot he was supposed to be dumb and started talking about the newest astrophysics discovery and everyone is shocked.

Damian:said “Dank Meme” and his whole family nearly died from shock

Tim:spilled coffee on himself when Damian used said phrase

Damian:swore

Dick:got so startled he jumped a good two feet in the air

Tim:teased Dick for being short

Bruce:looked into the camera like he’s in The Office

Jason(he didn’t have many interviews before he was supposedly dead):pretended to not know English for ten minutes

Dick:got bored when he was first adopted and used Bruce as a jungle gym, despite his protests

Tim:almost had a panic/anxiety attack before/during his first interview

Tim:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend

Damian:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend part 2

Dick:told the press that Tim had a girlfriend

Damian:laughed as his brothers were asked uncomfortable questions

Bruce:blames all of Damian’s oddities on “his mother. She raised him for most of his life”.

didntfitthenarrative:

lornwitch:

flowerxbum:

africanaquarian:

halalbarbie:

thebucca2:

the-real-eye-to-see:

We need to speak against the problems

“Psychologically torture” grow up

a person of colour: don’t fetishise me please

white ppl:

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this is so fucking melodramatic lmao

the gif LMAOOOOO

living for the gif😭😭😭😭😂

Black person: “No, I’m not pretty for a black girl, I’m pretty. Period”.

White people:

kristensnotebook:

I don’t just miss you on the bad days –

yes, I miss you on the days soundtracked
by too much sleep and playlists
saturated in midnight blue

but also on the days
when I discover a new song
to play on repeat
as I dance around my room
soft light stroking
the whispering walls
creating
a bubbling blue
atmosphere.

– Kristen Costello

sixpenceee:

Methods of Death & How They Feel

  1. Drowning: When victims eventually submerge, they hold their breath for as long as possible, typically 30 to 90 seconds. After that, they inhale some water, splutter, cough and inhale more. Survivors say there is a feeling of tearing and a burning sensation in the chest as water goes down into the airway. Then that sort of slips into a feeling of calmness and tranquility. That calmness represents the beginnings of the loss of consciousness from oxygen deprivation, which eventually results in the heart stopping and brain death.
  2. Heart Attack: The most common symptom is chest pain: a tightness, pressure or squeezing, often described as an “elephant on my chest”, which may be lasting or come and go. This is the heart muscle struggling and dying from oxygen deprivation. Pain can radiate to the jaw, throat, back, belly and arms. Other signs and symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea and cold sweats.
  3. Bleeding to Death:  Anyone losing 1.5 litres – either through an external wound or internal bleeding – feels weak, thirsty and anxious, and would be breathing fast. By 2 litres, people experience dizziness, confusion and then eventual unconsciousness.
  4. Fire: Burns inflict immediate and intense pain through stimulation of the pain nerves in the skin. To make matters worse, burns also trigger a rapid inflammatory response, which boosts sensitivity to pain in the injured tissues and surrounding areas.As burn intensities progress, some feeling is lost but not much. 3rd degree burns don’t hurt as much as 2nd degree burns.
  5. Decapitation: Very quick. Consciousness is said to continue for a few seconds after decapitation. It’s thought to be painless. But the separation of the spinal cord and brain may cause severe pain.
  6. Electrocution: Higher currents can produce nearly immediate unconsciousness. The electric chair was designed to produce instant loss of consciousness and painless death, but that’s debatable. It’s been proposed that prisoners could instead be dying from heating of the brain, or perhaps from suffocation due to paralysis of the breathing muscles instead of electrocution itself because the skulls of the wall are a thick and powerful insulator. 
  7. Falling from a height: Another instantaneous death. Survivors of great falls often report the sensation of time slowing down. The natural reaction is to struggle to maintain a feet-first landing, resulting in fractures to the leg bones, lower spinal column and life-threatening broken pelvises. The impact traveling up through the body can also burst the aorta and heart chambers. 
  8. Hanging: The rope puts pressure on the windpipe and the arteries to the brain. This can cause unconsciousness in 10 seconds, but it takes longer if the noose is incorrectly sited. Witnesses of public hangings often reported victims “dancing” in pain at the end of the rope, struggling violently as they asphyxiated. 
  9. Lethal injection: . First comes the anaesthetic thiopental to speed away any feelings of pain, followed by a paralytic agent called pancuronium to stop breathing. Finally potassium chloride is injected, which stops the heart almost instantly. Eyewitnesses have reported inmates convulsing, heaving and attempting to sit up during the procedure, suggesting it’s not always completely effective.
  10. Vacuum (In Outer Space): When the external air pressure suddenly drops, the air in the lungs expands, tearing the fragile gas exchange tissues. This is especially damaging if the victim neglects to exhale prior to decompression or tries to hold their breath. Oxygen begins to escape from the blood and lungs. Human survivors from NASA often report an initial pain, like being hit in the chest, and may remember feeling air escape from their lungs and the inability to inhale. Time to the loss of consciousness was generally less than 15 seconds.

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