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Le Meurice, Paris, France
Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?”
Me, every time: “Oh?”
Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.
this is a kids’ movie about threesomes
writers: so it’s about these two dudes and they’re married
studio: no gay stuff!
writers: ummm ok we added a girl
studio: and took out the gay stuff?
writers: it’s not gay if it’s a 3-way
studio: acceptable
They were a throuple and I’ll die on that hill
baku:
kzwo:
this post is driving me insane. what the fuck was this person actually sending that student because they obviously edited in the word “pants” and that picture of pants. why pants. what the fuck
this is my favourite meme and up until this moment i legit didnt even think this wasnt the original. i. i didnt even think this was edited. how could i have been so dumb
when-did-this-become-difficult:
coco chanel was a nazi
i say this with no hyperbole whatsoever
she literally worked for the nazis and benefitted from jewish shareholders in chanel being sent off to concentration camps when their share came into her possession
parisian consumers actually refused to buy a lot from her own ranges after 1940 because she was an infamous collaborator but british and american consumers kept on buying them and continue to glorify her
that’s nice
this is a good review of the book where this is explained:
“Gabrielle Chanel — better known as Coco — was a wretched human being. Anti-Semitic, homophobic, social climbing, opportunistic, ridiculously snobbish and given to sins of phrase-making like “If blonde, use blue perfume,” she was addicted to morphine and actively collaborated with the Germans during the Nazi occupation of Paris. And yet, her clean, modern, kinetic designs, which brought a high-society look to low-regarded fabrics, revolutionized women’s fashion, and to this day have kept her name synonymous with the most glorious notions of French taste and élan.”
And she’s still hailed as a “Feminist icon” by white women.
Shit… File this under: “shit I didn’t know but does not surprise me in the least”
WAIT there’s a good ending to this–Coco Chanel originally was business partners with a Jewish family, the Wertheimers. She tried to screw them over, but they were too damn smart for that, so they gave their shares to a dude named Amiot, went to NYC in 1940, and then came back later. Today the company is still owned by the Wertheimer family.
This Jewish family now owns the entire legacy of Coco Chanel plus all the money from the company and if that isn’t one of the best revenge stories I don’t know what is.
Ayyyyyyyyy ❤
At least now when you buy chanel its funding a jewish family’s revenge against a nazi.
At least now when you buy chanel its funding a jewish family’s revenge against a nazi.
To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….
What did you major in?
Crayon
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- suits
- lacy lingerie
- eyeliner
- ball gowns
•battle armor
•blood of your enemies
•flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up
- glasses
This post went from zero to ten back to zero real fast
BRUCE IS SO GOOD
Bruce is totally gonna let Selina adopt that cat 😀