Gotham City Cop #1: The streets have been awful quiet the last coupla days. No supervillains, no one breaking out of Arkham. Even the mob’s lying low. What’s going on?
Gotham City Cop #2: Word is, Red Robin is in caffeine withdrawal and no one wants to draw his attention.
Gotham City Cop #1: The fuck? Red Robin quit drinking coffee?
Gotham City Cop #2: No man, the League of Assassins are shooting all caffeinated drinks out of his hands before he can drink them and the Bats are just letting it happen.
I can’t tell if this was done out of spite, or if he just thought that this worked perfectly for his totally mature leader that’s-not-at-all-secretly-out-of-his-element persona.
Keep in mind the original YJ cave was a former headquarters for the Justice League. The kids are just claiming their space!
When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence.
when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t make homophobic jokes, it makes jokes like this that are actually funny.
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