seras-sanctum:

brown-lesbian:

okay, so i’m not sure if everyone heard of what happened on the bachelor vietnam a few weeks back, but basically one contestant professed her love for another one on national TV:

at first, after the contestant minh thu professed her love for the other contestant truc nhu, they walked out of the show together:

but apparently afterwards, the bachelor quoc trung met up with truc nhu and convinced her to remain on the show, which pretty much broke hearts everywhere:

BUT i just found out that minh thu and truc nhu are officially together as a couple!!!

twentygayteen just keeps on giving!!!!

This is my favorite thing ever.

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

higgitybibbity:

I’m fucking dying. I got roasted in the best way possible.

jeremymustdie:

The Hard Times absolutely crushing it like always lmao

blogginghaley:

Tonight was a magical night because I got to hear John Mulaney perform his Salt and Pepper Diner bit. Live. In Chicago. 

It was a lot like the version we have all come to know and love, except with bonus director’s commentary. So here is some new information (to enhance your salt and pepper cred):

• The whole thing took place at the tragically now closed Salt and Pepper Diner. NOT THE ONE ON CLARK. The one on Lincoln and Wrightwood. 
• They smoked a lot there because they were bad kids
• He added last names to prove that other John was not just him, HE HAS FRIENDS OKAY
• So yes, John was with John but their best friend was also named John and one time the three Johns were stopped by the cops because they were bad kids doing bad things and the cops were like, “Alright, kid, what’s your name?” So John says, “John.” And then the other John says, “John.” And by the time they got to the last John the cops were like “IF you FUckinG SaY jOHn I SweAr tO GaWD.”
• They did not get kicked out of the Salt and Pepper Diner on that iconic day. 
• They DID get kicked out of the Salt and Pepper Diner their junior year when they decided to just light up a joint sitting in one of the booths. And the waitress walked over, exasperated, and said, “GUYSSSSS” and they were not welcome back.

thyrell:

natural–blues:

That’s actually a wise move that many people do practice. Don’t have enough job experience, but need it to get the job? Put yourself down as having had experience in a position in a company that is no longer in business, especially if it closed years ago. They literally have no way of verifying this (do not do this for chains wherein only the store closed, but not the chain). It’s a good way to fluff up your resume, just make sure you put down a position wherein you used skills you already have.

For instance, you can say you were a Personal Assistant – typing, data entry, responding to emails, taking phone calls. 

Or you were an entry level cashier/customer service worker. Retraining is simple at that point.

Need brief training on that, so that you can say you literally were trained?

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