who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk
So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and
I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine
Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:
Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying
Um
Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;
This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day
tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;
JUMBA NO
Here’s more, this is going to be a long post
Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you
Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop
Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch
Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?
Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment
WHY
Good boy. You get him Philip
JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:
She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.
i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them
what does this even mean
EXAMPLE:
you are in line at mcdonalds. its really busy and the employees are overwhelmed. it’s taking a long time. you are minding your own business. the old man in line next to you says to you, “boy, this is absolutely ridiculous, isn’t it? these kids working just dont know what they’re doing. Or they just dont care…” you awkwardly nod and take a step to the side
This has probably been said a million times before but: Defend the employees.
Really, you’re never going to see Karen from Stubenville again in your life, so side-eye her real good and say:
“It’s not thier fault they’re understaffed. Having worked retail before, they’d love to have another three or five people back there helping out. But since the whole ‘downsizing’ craze of the ninties, companies try to get as much out of thier employees as possible without regard for thier welfare, or the effect on service. You should really get on McD’s website and complain about the chronic understaffing and tell them you’re willing to pay more elsewhere for better service. They LISTEN to people like you.”
People love to complain, especially entitled people. The good news is that they’re easily redirected with mild praise and a shiny new target. Butter the elders and aim them at the bourgoise.
I finally got to collab with the lovely @chibinightowl who wrote an excellent little one shot Pina Coladas and Rum Punch; I absolutely had to draw what these two were wearing in the fic …. for science <3333 Hope you lovelies enjoy those THICC THIGHS ;D
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