So what if there was a Hogwarts yearbook and they’re voting for people ‘most likely’.
And Ron’s like, ‘Malfoy’s most likely to rat someone out,’ and suddenly all these Slytherins pipe up saying that’s bullshit and Pansy’s like, ‘He never told anyone I was the one who was writing essays for galleons in second year.’
Then Goyle says, ‘He took the blame for most of my ruined potions.’
Blaise glares at Ron when he says, ‘Draco realised I was gay in third year and waited three years until I was okay to tell him myself.’
And Malfoy is just sitting there, trying and not quite managing to pull off his usual arrogant sneer and his cheeks are faintly pink.
And Harry’s looking at him, just looking and thinking about that time at Malfoy Manor. And thinking about how Malfoy clearly protects the people he cares about.
And Malfoy won’t meet his eyes and somehow Harry knows they’re both remembering that night.
And Harry’s looking at him, thinking that maybe he didn’t quite know Malfoy as well as he thought he did.
This is y’all fav “progressive” “socialist” (allegedly) right?
Bernie Sanders also wrote a similar tweet because, shockingly, it turns out that when people’s colleagues die of cancer they tend to express their condolences. I don’t see anybody bashing him, though. I wonder what the reason could possibly be!
Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.