imonlyadumpling:

monstertwix:

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

  • go bump in the night
  • scratches at your door
  • alarming noises
  • “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
  • you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 
  • turn back and THERE IT IS

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist drawing these

bonus cuddles

Adorable!

rapunzalis:

problematicfeminist:

I can’t ask a client if her husband rapes her because she’ll say no. 

Instead I ask her if he has ever forced her to have sex or she ever feels like she can’t say no. 

And she’ll say: 

“Well sometimes he…”

That’s how fucking normalized marital rape is in this culture. 

This reminds me of that study that asked college men if they would force a woman to have sex  and 1 out of 3 responded that they would. When the word “rape” was used however, the number dropped significantly.

eelpatrickharris:

theraphos:

poupon:

andtheblueberrymuffin:

hey look, the black sarcophagus was actually opened for real and it has three bodies and incredibly bad smelling sludge inside

eta: they were army guys not alexander the great

Sometimes a family doesn’t have to include Alexander the Great; sometimes a family can be just three soldiers in an ominously shaped vat of sewage.

Addressing media fears that disturbing the tomb could trigger an implacable Pharaoh’s curse, Mr Waziri declared: “We’ve opened it and, thank God, the world has not fallen into darkness.

“I was the first to put my whole head inside the sarcophagus… and here I stand before you … I am fine.”

Exactly what someone who is definitely possessed by the sludge demon would say.