“……are you looking for a job?” “HHHHHHHHWELL I GUESS YOU COULD CALL IT THAT YES”
looking everywhere and then finding it in your bra
Amalia the Queen of Retail Bullshitting
“:) 🙂 🙂 mmmmm go to hell 🙂 🙂 :)”
“Do I look alright?” “Oh lovely! wonderful! *glares at everyone in the room* VERY NICE”
“tell me, what’s he like? tell me all about him! i love to suffer”
Amalia “His FAQ says he likes books” Balash
“i’m an idiot!…but at least im an idiot with a job”
a whole song thats just “who gives a shit about a shitty retail job we’re all insignificant in this vast and unknowable universe”
“thank you madam please call again doooo call again madam” *goes right back to fighting with coworker*
“I DO NOT resent you!! ………………….. buT iF I DiD”
Im way better on paper and also when I have 2 hours to think of a response !!!!
Georg “Id rather pretend to leave town than potentially disappoint my crush” Nowack
Ladislav = the messy wingman friend™
Georg “I chug white wine like a Real Housewife” Nowack
the #dramatique maitre’d
Amalia “Im wine-tipsy and love-bitter” Balash
“IF I WAS SICK COULD I DO THIS???” – Leslie Knope/Amalia Balash
Hugging ice cream to your face like your husband come back from the war
“Theres something wrong with this ice cream…so much salt” “Well are you surprised, all those tears falling into it?” “Oh……i better cry in the other direction”
Straight-up eating fallen ice cream off your pants #whoneedsaspoon #5secondrule
Georg “Imma flirt by talking about a suicide in a old-ass, long-ass novel” Nowack
he brought me ice cream……………I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH HIM
a whole song thats basically a passive-aggressive musical theatre version of that SNL Best Buy skit
the Embittered Seasonal Retail Hell Choir we all need
“these are the people who shop in time 🙂 🙂 🙂 AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL”
“you wanna untangle it? shoot yourself!”
tfw you heavily hint at the christmas present you want and your parent SHOOTS YOU TF DOWN
SNOW MAKES EVERYTHING MORE ROMANTIC JANE VILLANUEVA SAID SO
TL;DR IT’S TROPEY AND CHEESY AND AWKWARD AND WONDERFUL GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
Hey there US friends! If you’re voting using these machines (Hart eSlate) or similar ones right now or in the near future, make sure that the machine has NOT changed your ballot before casting it, ‘k? It’s apparently an already known problem, and has been for years, but has never been fixed.
So I actually wrote my dissertation about this and it’s not just that the Department of Defence (there’s an office in the Pentagon dedicated to liaising with Hollywood productions), but they effectively have a strangle-hold on how Hollywood portrays the US military since the DoD give permission for producers to use military hardware, without that permission the cost of filming sharply goes up and films end up extremely over-budget. So the producers can either drop any critical elements at the DoD’s discretion, or continue with a film which will barely be released at all and will never make its budget back.
Any American film which involves the military, know that the DoD probably signed off on it, or were directly involved with. Films like American Sniper and Zero Dark Thirty had a heavy government influence, the latter to falsely justify the methods the CIA used in finding and killing Osama bin Laden, which included torture.
It’s why the military figures are always the heros and there will never be a Hollywood film which is critical of the US military because of this. Just remember, whenever you see the US military in a Hollywood movie, it’s exactly what the Department of Defence want you to see. It’s not being hyperbolic when these types of films are called propaganda.
Strange little Tim Drake video, apparenly inspired by a clip called “The Rolling Girl” or something like that, in any case, it’s odd, but somehow hypnotic.
This is so cool!!
(Years of Vocaloid fandom has prepared me for this exact moment)
So the song Rolling Girl is about a really lonely girl who punished herself for the mistakes she makes by rolling herself down a steep hill. She seriously needs help, but she’ll never accept it, and continues to “roll away” from the only person who seems to care about her.
Some snippets of the lyrics can be translated to “One more time, one more time. Please just let me roll one more time,” and “No matter what ‘I’m fine’ so watch me climb this hill I’ll always fall from. Guess I’ll roll again.”
Even though this is a deceptively cute/cool video, it’s actually really depressing, but I think it fits Tim Drake really well (especially the fanon “more espresso will make me less depresso” interpretation of his character).
Beautifuldifferences 