Bruce’s instructions were to find a pumpkin you could take with you in the car. Some people listened, some people did not. Happy Halloween!!
Tag: batfam
when dad gives the kids Wayne Enterprises merch but one of them named Tim is not as photogenic as his brothers and sister
Dick: it’s halloweeeeeen! Scary story time! Who wants to go first?
Jason: i got this
Jason: legend tells of a man who never sleeps. His eyes are crusted over with dried coffee, he only appears at midnight with death etched within his skin-
Tim: this isn’t scary! It’s just mean! Don’t talk about me like that!
Jason: i never said it was about you. It’s not my fault if you stumbled across some parallels between the story and your personal life
Dick: maybe someone else should tell a story?
Damian: -tt- fine
Damian: one day a girl went walking alone in the streets of Gotham. And a mugger shot her and she died. We were all too late to save her
Dick: wow okay. That was a little too real. Maybe something else a little more light-hearted?
Tim: stop me if you heard this one before
Tim: a robin, his mom, and a clown with a crowbar walk into a warehouse
Jason: bitCH don’t you bring my mom into this!
Tim [sarcastically]: i never said this was about you, Jason
Jason: where are my guns? Dick, where did you hide my guns????
Duke: can we have smores now? Is now the time for smores?
Tim Drake: There’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Jason way.
Damian Wayne: Isn’t that just the wrong way?
Jason Todd: Yeah, but faster.
Superman: *clears his throat*
Batman:
Superman: *gets out of the Batmobile*
Batman:
Superman: *awkwardly pats the roof* Well. That was a long, silent car ride. Now I know how Dick feels.
You know any of his children would have music blaring and talking whether he contributes or not
Nightwing: *bops his head and taps his fingers on the dashboard to the beat of NSYNC’s “It’s Gonna Be Me”*
Nightwing: *takes an earphone out of his ear* What was that?
Batman:
Nightwing:
Batman:
Nightwing:
Batman: *clears his throat*
Nightwing: Oh, I thought I saw your mouth move.
Nightwing: *jams the earphone back in* A man can dream.
Nightwing: *checks the digital map and sighs* Five miles to gooo. Why do supervillain lairs have to be so far?
Batman:
Batman: Sync with bluetooth, code “A37”.
NSYNC: *starts blaring on the Batmobile speakers*
Nightwing: *takes off both earphones and grins at Bruce*
Batman: *grins*
Jason: Cass, in your professional opinion, how do I die?
Cass: Murder. Gangland style execution. We never find your head.
Jason: That’s a shame.
Tim: What about me?
Cass: You slip in the tub.
How Tiny Tim address his family:
– Bruce: Ba-man (can you imagine how panic Bruce is if he brings Timothy outside)
– Dick: Kiki (from Dickie since Jason often calls Dick with Dickiebird)
– Jason: Manma
– Cassandra: Cass (the only one he spells it right, favoritism probably is the main cause)
– Damian: Ami
– Alfred: Pa (from Grandpa)
When Tim returns into his adult-self, I believe everyone will mocks him (except Cassandra)
How adorable would it be for Stephanie to be either sefanny or just fanny ☺️
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