A list of things that has occurred while on patrol, part 2
•*Batman, frantically swinging around Gotham on a dare from his kids* HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON
•a city wide game of ‘duck duck goose’
•Red Hood wandering into a Taco Bell, chatting up the cashier and leaving with six twelve packs of soft tacos, 18 Mountain Dew freezes and the cashiers phone number
•*Robin, in a pile of cats* my people have called me
•a game of twister in the GCPD started by Nightwing
•"Catwoman is my mom now"
•Black Bat and Batgirl discussing dinner plans on the fire escape of Gotham academy
•Red Robin and Red Hood making Starbucks’s runs and giving different names each time
•Batman and Catwoman strolling through Gotham, holding hands and discussing seating arrangements for what appears to be a wedding while blatantly ignoring Robin, who is following them
•Every single batkid running frantically across rooftops because “there’s a pidgy over there!”
•naruto running across rooftops
•Red Robin dabbing before he falls off a cell tower
•Batgirl and Nightwing reenacting various scenes from the titanic
•every single bat yelling ‘PARKOR’ as they jump over tiny rain puddles
•Red Hood being hoisted over the shoulder of a tall red headed amazon in a fireman’s carry
•batgirl insisting she can make a rooftop jump—proceeds to do it—then screams ‘suck on that, dick!’
•”Robin put that raccoon back or so help me—“ “your not my father, Red Robin—“ “yeah but I live in the same house as yoU PUT THAT THING DOWN”
•Batman getting tackled by the batkids, who are all screaming ‘happy fathers day’ in varying degrees of excitement
•*Nightwing, when Superman is visiting* I will fight you for Best Man
•”wanna go explore an abandoned warehouse?” “BatWoman, You and I both know nothing in Gotham is really abandoned” “you’re no fun anymore”
•all the bats wandering into a Waffle House at four in the morning
•a city wide game of tag
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