Things that have happened on national TV
Dick:*holding Damian in his lap with one foot on Drake’s chest*”NO FIGHTING ON NATIONAL TV”
Tim:forgot that Jason was supposed to be dead
Dick:got bored during one of Bruce’s interviews so he got up and started doing a gymnastics routine in the background
Cas:punched someone when startled
Damian:asked if anyone had a sword on them(and was surprised when no one did).
Tim:fell asleep
Dick:sat upside down
Cas:forgot how to speech
Dick:got nervous and began talking in like three different languages
Tim:momentarily forgot was 8+5 was
Dick:had an entire interview where he used so much circus slang that he had subtitles
Damian:forgot he was supposed to be dumb and started talking about the newest astrophysics discovery and everyone is shocked.
Damian:said “Dank Meme” and his whole family nearly died from shock
Tim:spilled coffee on himself when Damian used said phrase
Damian:swore
Dick:got so startled he jumped a good two feet in the air
Tim:teased Dick for being short
Bruce:looked into the camera like he’s in The Office
Jason(he didn’t have many interviews before he was supposedly dead):pretended to not know English for ten minutes
Dick:got bored when he was first adopted and used Bruce as a jungle gym, despite his protests
Tim:almost had a panic/anxiety attack before/during his first interview
Tim:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend
Damian:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend part 2
Dick:told the press that Tim had a girlfriend
Damian:laughed as his brothers were asked uncomfortable questions
Bruce:blames all of Damian’s oddities on “his mother. She raised him for most of his life”.
Tag: batfam
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Wanted to do an AU where Bruce loses the family fortune when his parents pass, but still goes down the road of vigilantism…
So how would the fight be without all the money and technology?
Also Dick looks ridiculous I really couldn’t figure anything out for him…
There was a point where he wore leggings and jogging shorts though….
I dunno-
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Anon asked: “How about the batkids and a gala?”
You should draw dick and Tim doing brotherly things
“Will you go to sleep, if I sleep next to you?”
My precious boys. Their brotherly relationship is so under-appreciated
Bruce: Tim, I really don’t like you telling personal secrets to the Teen Titans.
Tim: Bruce, I didn’t tell ‘em personal stuff.
Bruce: Today at the Justice League meeting everyone knew that I dyed my white hairs black.
Tim: Oh, you mean about you?
It’s just that even in the rare moments that he’s asleep, your son’s mind is going a mile a minute and his mouth goes along with it, Batman.
get rekt bruce
*batfamily is chilling quietly in the batcave*
Dick: *sparring with Cass*
Tim: *on his phone*
Damian: *sitting on the floor with Titus*
Steph: *spinning around in a chair*
Bruce: *reading*
……….
……….
Jason: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!
*everyone scurries to high ground as fast as they possibly can*
Dick: *runs and leaps onto the batmobile*
Tim: *lets his phone fall and shatter on the stone floor as he jumps onto a large cabinet because survival is the priority, not a hundred dollar iphone*
Cass: *climbs onto a table and when Damian tries to follow, shoves him off like Mufasa and watches with pride as he screams, falling to his fiery death in the imaginary lava*
Steph: *jumps onto Jason’s back and hitches a ride as he jumps on top of a lab table, sending bottles of probably dangerous chemicals crashing on the ground*
Jason: *pointing* HA, BRUCE IS BURNING TO DEATH IN THE LAVA!!
Other kids: *shouting and hollering* OHHHHHHH!!!
Bruce: *staring emptily at the ceiling* Why me
Bruce gets parenting tips from his children.
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