i-think-2-much:

Things that have happened on national TV

Dick:*holding Damian in his lap with one foot on Drake’s chest*”NO FIGHTING ON NATIONAL TV”

Tim:forgot that Jason was supposed to be dead

Dick:got bored during one of Bruce’s interviews so he got up and started doing a gymnastics routine in the background

Cas:punched someone when startled

Damian:asked if anyone had a sword on them(and was surprised when no one did).

Tim:fell asleep

Dick:sat upside down

Cas:forgot how to speech

Dick:got nervous and began talking in like three different languages

Tim:momentarily forgot was 8+5 was

Dick:had an entire interview where he used so much circus slang that he had subtitles

Damian:forgot he was supposed to be dumb and started talking about the newest astrophysics discovery and everyone is shocked.

Damian:said “Dank Meme” and his whole family nearly died from shock

Tim:spilled coffee on himself when Damian used said phrase

Damian:swore

Dick:got so startled he jumped a good two feet in the air

Tim:teased Dick for being short

Bruce:looked into the camera like he’s in The Office

Jason(he didn’t have many interviews before he was supposedly dead):pretended to not know English for ten minutes

Dick:got bored when he was first adopted and used Bruce as a jungle gym, despite his protests

Tim:almost had a panic/anxiety attack before/during his first interview

Tim:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend

Damian:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend part 2

Dick:told the press that Tim had a girlfriend

Damian:laughed as his brothers were asked uncomfortable questions

Bruce:blames all of Damian’s oddities on “his mother. She raised him for most of his life”.