Tag: damian wayne

batreyn:

imrobin:

that robin that you just called gay? he is.

Damian casually scrolling through Twitter on his phone during patrol.

Damian coming across a random factoid: 1 out of every 4 males is usually gay.

Damian verbally muttering, “I bet it’s Tim. He’s cute enough…and a pussy.”

Damian moving on with his life for a few seconds and continuing to scroll through Twitter.

Damian suddenly stopping and frowning.

“No. It has to be Grayson. His posterior and the way he moves when he fights is far too provocative…”

Batman off to the side, slowly turning to stare at his son.

i-think-2-much:

Things that have happened on national TV

Dick:*holding Damian in his lap with one foot on Drake’s chest*”NO FIGHTING ON NATIONAL TV”

Tim:forgot that Jason was supposed to be dead

Dick:got bored during one of Bruce’s interviews so he got up and started doing a gymnastics routine in the background

Cas:punched someone when startled

Damian:asked if anyone had a sword on them(and was surprised when no one did).

Tim:fell asleep

Dick:sat upside down

Cas:forgot how to speech

Dick:got nervous and began talking in like three different languages

Tim:momentarily forgot was 8+5 was

Dick:had an entire interview where he used so much circus slang that he had subtitles

Damian:forgot he was supposed to be dumb and started talking about the newest astrophysics discovery and everyone is shocked.

Damian:said “Dank Meme” and his whole family nearly died from shock

Tim:spilled coffee on himself when Damian used said phrase

Damian:swore

Dick:got so startled he jumped a good two feet in the air

Tim:teased Dick for being short

Bruce:looked into the camera like he’s in The Office

Jason(he didn’t have many interviews before he was supposedly dead):pretended to not know English for ten minutes

Dick:got bored when he was first adopted and used Bruce as a jungle gym, despite his protests

Tim:almost had a panic/anxiety attack before/during his first interview

Tim:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend

Damian:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend part 2

Dick:told the press that Tim had a girlfriend

Damian:laughed as his brothers were asked uncomfortable questions

Bruce:blames all of Damian’s oddities on “his mother. She raised him for most of his life”.

lunallachi:

Based on Detective Comics #975

THEY!! ARE!! (kinda) GETTING ALONG!! 

ALL I NEED IN MY LIFE WAS TIM AND DAMIAN GETTING ALONG SO THANK YOU DC. I need more content of them not shouting and throwing each other pls.

Also, Tim calling Dami “Little Gremlin” ok im dying