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Alfred and his boomstick

Booster Gold #12

I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred

Alfred is going to paint the walls

“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”

@pandorawriter

Now that I’m on my computer.

You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.

How do you feel?

I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible.

I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.

I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.

In case you didn’t catch it….

ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.

and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.

Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.

Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.

Abilities

Acting: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.

Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)

Leadership

Medicine: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the Batman Family.

Military Protocol

Mimicry: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.

Stick Fighting: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.

actical Analysis

This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.

-Obsidian

So glad this post has blown up