Dick: it’s halloweeeeeen! Scary story time! Who wants to go first?
Jason: i got this
Jason: legend tells of a man who never sleeps. His eyes are crusted over with dried coffee, he only appears at midnight with death etched within his skin-
Tim: this isn’t scary! It’s just mean! Don’t talk about me like that!
Jason: i never said it was about you. It’s not my fault if you stumbled across some parallels between the story and your personal life
Dick: maybe someone else should tell a story?
Damian: -tt- fine
Damian: one day a girl went walking alone in the streets of Gotham. And a mugger shot her and she died. We were all too late to save her
Dick: wow okay. That was a little too real. Maybe something else a little more light-hearted?
Tim: stop me if you heard this one before
Tim: a robin, his mom, and a clown with a crowbar walk into a warehouse
Jason: bitCH don’t you bring my mom into this!
Tim [sarcastically]: i never said this was about you, Jason
Jason: where are my guns? Dick, where did you hide my guns????
Duke: can we have smores now? Is now the time for smores?
I know Black Mask can genuinely be an intimidating villain (which I hope he is for the Birds of Prey movie) but the #1 version of him that I’ll always love is him in Under the Red Hood when he just has one banger line of dialogue after another. Also his beady little eyes are so fricken funny.
Beautifuldifferences 