galahadwilder:

Bruce (on TV): …my son, Jason, is alive. Jason faked his own death five years ago in a misguided attempt to claim his own life insurance policy…

Jason: what the fuck? This is how we’re bringing me back? Whose idea was that?

Tim: mine

Jason: why did you think it would be a good idea

Tim: *sips coffee*

Tim: remember that time you tried to stab me?

Jason: …which one?

Tim: exactly.

kiwi-jam:

worf:

worf:

throughout the years i’ve learned that tumblr isn’t about gaining followers but about losing all followers until you are left with a small group of people who would even support you if you turned out to be a furry

why is this gifs framerate so good

nightmareshack:

yiffmaster:

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date