This is a totally self-indulgent comic because I, too, have a favorite jacket that is my life…but is probably really past the point of saving because of how much wear and tear it’s gotten.
this is the best thing you’ve ever sent me and actually the best thing i have EVER received and i am so unbelievably sad that this isn’t an actual video
“no”
“No,”
“Tim no”
“nO”
“NO”
“No!”
“No, Timothy!”
“No”
“Nice try. No.”
“No! No! And no!”
“Timothy Jackson, I said no–”
“no.”
“No”
“nO”
“how many times do I have to say no–”
“NO”
“NO!”
“NO!!!!”
“NO”
the ending is a tense silence and Tim has the camera on Bruce, who is looking at him. His eyes are steely, otherworldly, promising swift parental retribution
“Go ahead,” he murmurs, voice dangerously soothing, “go ahead and do it. See what happens”
in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him
and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming
why do villains always mess up so badly
Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……
Ta-Da!
Sard borken
This bullshit needs to get into the movies, not edgy-grimdark shit
when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.
>Fjord is clearly under the thumb of an undersea elder god >Yasha is a herald of the stormlord, a god of warfare and lightning >Caleb is slowly becoming more and more paranoid and controlling, and wants unfathomable arcane power >tfw Critical Role season 2 is gonna end with a big dumb villain battle royale with three completely separate world ending entities basically showing up and saying “Step off this is my gig” >tfw Jester is going to save the day by making the Traveler tie everyone’s shoelaces together so they fall down and break their heads on rocks. >tfw somehow people will still blame Marisha for all of it.